Assemble.
My name is Lexi, from St. Pete. And I am burdened with glorious fandom purpose.
  • visenyatargaryyen:

    laughtercues:

    kingjohnkat:

    redphonebox:

    just so we’re clear, i use

    dude

    bro

    man

    gurl

    babe

    bby

    loser

    as gender-neutral and affectionate names

    don’t forget son

    What am I forgetting dad

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    You have forgotten who you are, and so forgotten me.

    (Source: smallplantfriend, via dontgigglesherlock)

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  • heelerandthehound:

    Oh my god. 

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  • sp00kyqueer:

    sp00kyqueer:

    Something I realised, after having to help many international tourists count out their change, is that American coins don’t actually have the number value on them??? Like no wonder all these poor tourists are so confused

    like

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    it just fucking says one “dime”

    what the fuck is a dime

    how much is it worth

    whose idea was this

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  • atkid:

    everyflight-beginswith-afall:

    weaponizedwit:

    cutintostars:

    I like how it’s “Captain America: The Winter Soldier” and “Thor: The Dark World” and then Iron Man is just like, fuck the bullshit, we’re just callin’ this thing “Iron Man 3”. 

    Because a secondary title would imply it’s also about something other than Iron Man. And we all know how well that would work out.

    #tony stark does not share

    "Iron Man 3: Tony Stark"

    (Source: guardian-of-the-arc, via elephantsneverforget23)

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  • charmancler:

    there are actual tears in my eyes

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  • idiotbh:

    Amsterdam? more like Amsterdamn

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  • a1coholics:

    h0rrid:

    just-to-see-a-smile-on-your-face:

    monkeywandsgutter:

    This only happened yesterday and it’s already got over 50K notes… 

    Finally humans with humanity

    A little information for ya’ll, this man fell in between the carriage and platform and was freed less than ten minutes later. 

    When he fell employees of Transperth (Australia) were meters away and were able to signal the driver so he would not just take off and rip the guys leg off.

    The staff motioned everyone on the platform to push the carriage in a tear worthy moment of people power

    The guy who fell wasn’t hurt and got on the next fucking train so he could go to work.

    And if that isn’t the tightest shit you ever heard get the fuck out of my face.

    People are amazing

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  • mdthwomp:

    Unfriendly reminder that in America it’s reasonable to say an unarmed black kid deserved to be shot six times because he might have robbed a convenience store, but a white kid shouldn’t be kicked off the high school football team just because he violently raped a girl.

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  • theinturnetexplorer:

    mrbiggsproductions:

    supernatural-who-lock:

    shadows-of-a-fallen-angel:

    fully-baked:

    This nigga just copped a super Mario star he invincible af
     nah but forreal tho somebody explain this

    Metallic silver coating, does rainbow effect thing when passing lights

    thank you car side of tumblr

    that is THE most ostentatious shit ever but I still feel like I need it immensely

    This paint job probably costs more than my car.

    (Source: mrcheyl)

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  • fawun:

    flowurdust:

    drowningxlessons:

    livers:

    GIRLS AGAINST CAT CALLING 2014

    this is tight

    omg i swear i reblog this every week

    Yaaas

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  • evilfeminist:

    dreamofbecoming:

    Reasons abortion should be fully covered on all insurance plans:

    • If you can’t afford an abortion, you definitely can’t afford a pregnancy
    • If you can’t afford an abortion, and are forced to carry a pregnancy to term anyway, you sure as hell can’t afford a child

    Who the fuck do you think you’re really protecting here?

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