Assemble.
My name is Lexi, from St. Pete. And I am burdened with glorious fandom purpose.
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  • nollag:

    adam young’s Instagram is a spiritual journey

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  • hug-a-mermaid:

    Favorite Muggleborns headcanons (1/?)

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  • twowhovianhearts:

    askenjonine:

    kierstiel:

    221becquerel:

    zchr:

    what if you woke up with amnesia and all you could remember was your tumblr password and you had to discover who you were based off your posts

    “wow I sure had a thing for boats”

    #’wait am i a gay man’

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    this is the most perfect thing on tumblr omfg

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  • 4thofjulys:

    either that was a firework or another tribute is dead 

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  • hi:

    jakemalik:

    jakemalik:

    MY PARENTS LEFT ME HOME ALONE FOR THE WEEK EVERYONE COME OVER FOR A HUGE PARTY

    update: it’s been 5 minutes and i’m walking around my house just in my underwear and moon shoes, party is getting pretty wild

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    my teacher in class the other day said “Make sure you don’t do things on the internet you might regret, because they will most likely affect your future badly” then my good friend just looked at me and whispered really quietly “Moon shoes…”

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  • dutchster:

    heydiddlehiddleston:

    does your brain ever just produce disturbingly violent thoughts out of nowhere
    like terrible, horrible, thoughts
    for no reason at all
    and then you snap out of it and you’re like 
    i don’t want to kill my mom
    what the fuck

    they’re called intrusive thoughts and apparently are very common

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  • yan6:

    megamintcat:

    ryansealcrest:

    does it come with butter pillows

    is anyone reading that description 

    don’t worry, m’am, you’re just having a stroke

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  • shanryart:

    cakejam:

    ”ill like this post so i can find it later on”

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    HOW CAN YOU LIKED TWO POINT SMTH MILLION POSTS BUT ONLY FOLLOW TWELVE BLOGS

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  • crusherccme:

    found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

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  • mochispaceship:

    kfc doesn’t even have to try anymore they’re just like come get your fucking bucket of fat you piece of shit

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  • qjtarantino:

    he cried over his own movie

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  • the-outsiders-dishonor:

    romy7:

    celestialdeth:

    misterkevo:

    theadventuresofpam:

    Harry was the favorite kid and he wasn’t even an official part of the family

    Because Molly knows exactly how the Dursleys treat him. There’s no way Ron wouldn’t tell her. And Molly Weasley is a Mother. She gets a capital M because she is goddamn phenomenal at what she does. When she hears Harry Potter is on the train to Hogwarts in Book 1, her reaction isn’t to be starstruck. It’s to say “that poor dear had to come here all on his own.” Molly Weasley loves harder than anyone. She loves like it’s her sole reason for being. And when she hears there’s a poor boy who has never known love his whole life… how could she not?

    In Year One Molly Weasley knit Harry a Weasley family sweater and made him homemade chocolate so he would have something to open on Christmas DON’T TOUCH ME

    could I also just add that kids from abusive households tend to assume that yelling is directed at them and/or it heralds something bad for them so she’s making extra sure that he knows that this is not his fault and she’s not actually mad at him.

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    • friend: i watched an episode of the thing you like
    • me: oh god
    • me: i am about to tell you literally everything about the thing
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